Fartgun

It is the perfect weapon. It was invented in a small house on Emily Ct. in Westland, Mi. It is a gun that shoots out smelly farts. It is a weapon of ass destruction. Allows you to send smelly gifts to people with the pull of a trigger.

Awwww Man, that awesomely cool guy just shot me in the face with a fartgun. I think I'm going to get pink eye

by Ekmeian February 23, 2010

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

fartfünugan

-this is a sophisticated way to belittle someone instead of using words such as idiot, moron, jerk, or retard.

-someone who has a problem with grasping easy concepts.

-someone who annoys you for always saying/doing incompetent things.

-a person who screws up more often then others.

1) my store manager was such a fartfünugan for not ordering enough soda for the company picnic.

2) you have to be a fartfünugan to pick a fight with a professional boxer.

3) my fartfünugan of a girlfriend forgot my birthday.

by JFameX April 25, 2010

fartsniffer

One who smells farts as a hobby

There was a fartsniffer on the elevator as he eyed carefully all of the young ladies riding up after lunch

by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

fartuun

The most powerful of a kind. To have the power, humanity, and beauty that a Fartuun has is a given privilege. Be lucky you were blessed and do something with your blessing💕

Look at that queen, of course she’s Fartuun

by HONESTfrfr😈 June 6, 2020

Fartunnelus

When you fart using someone else's anus

Lex: I'm all about fartunnelus. I LOVE feeling other people's flatulence inside of my lonely colon. It fills me up!

by GamesWithVillainy June 5, 2020

fartsucker

A person whom enjoys inhaling anal gases

Matt sucks farts from dead seals!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003