fartstain

visible markings left typically in the undergarments of a personage having passed a flatus can be a spry alluding to a person as useful as the preceding definition

As Johnny disrobed his boxers sported a mustard brown fartstain.

by schultheis, sj July 4, 2006

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Q: Did you get the Fartstagram I sent you?

A: Yeah Dude, sounded like you needed to wipe after that one!

Smellfie

by Redbarn Guy October 21, 2015

FartStain

Name for someone who has skidded in their pants,
this can be adapted to many names, including the words, stain, skid, mark, fart, brown.

"Hey did you know that Ben skidded in his pants?"
"Hahaha GO ON FartStain"

by Dan.Smith December 21, 2007

fartwash

the stinky wake surrounding someone's fart, in which the farter's unfortunate (or kinky) victim detects the smell; something like standing behind an airplane and detecting the wake of moving air, called prop wash

Don't follow right behind me now, or you'll end up in my fartwash.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

fartspasm

During coitus, the female's sudden contraction of the vaginal muscles caused by passing flatulence.

John - "That shit hurt, she shot my cock right out of her."

Mark - "Haha, she had a fartspasm."

by Knuckleberry Finn November 20, 2015

fartashia

Fartashia is a cute and very smart girl who is shy at times but really sweet. She might seem cold at first but once you get to know her, she'll be the sweetest and the most sensible person ever! She is very daring. If you challenge her, she will show you how to win it. Don't challenge her. She doesn't like to speak much, she listens and thinks more than talking. If you are friends with a Fartashia, you're lucky...don't lose her.

Friend 1: Hey Ariana, I wanted to tell you something.
Friend 2: Yeah what is it?
Friend 1: So about Fartashia, she doesn't talk to me at all, is she fine with you?
Friend 2: Yes, she is amazing with me and its just because you need to start a conversation with her...she is pretty shy and most probably wont start a conversation on her own.

by loveoinks December 6, 2022