by bubba brewha December 01, 2005
Small particles of shit that are expelled during a fart, often pebbledashing the perpetrator's underclothes with small brown flecks. Most commonly experienced by women, and men that for some reason find value in waxing/shaving thier arseholes.
"Mate, I finally nailed that Jenny bird last night"
"Yeah? How was it."
"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."
"Yeah? How was it."
"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."
by irreverent August 02, 2006
Shit particles that pepper your underwear or significant other when expelling a particularly noxious fart.
by mondo slade January 08, 2007
When I cleaned out my nose with a cotton swab, there was a mass of farticles on it and it smelled like ass.
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by Sean Gray the Linux Guy September 21, 2007
Tiny, nasty, invisible gas particles in flatus (farts), in particular hydrogen sulphide, that jump inside your nose and get trapped by the cilia on a patch of special olfactory neurons in the top of your nasal passage setting in motion a series of chemical reactions that tell your brain "Someone shit their pants".
1. I was taking Phil Johnson to the corner store the other day and he ripped one in the car. I swear I could almost taste the poop farticles.
2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.
2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.
by Jeff Seal June 18, 2004
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by ellebowskigrande August 12, 2007