Fartcatchers

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

fartcar

A nickname for a Tesla because of its audacious programmable fart sounds.

Let’s take a spin in the fartcar!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 2, 2020

ricer fartcan

The ricer exhaust pipe that make it sound like a lawn mower.

That ricer fartcan is making my ears bleeding!

by GTR_SAIKOU September 9, 2017

FartComa

A fart so intoxicating that it induces one into a coma. In the worst cases, death is possible.

"oh shit! Billy just fartcomaed himself!"

-"Billy is in a coma"
-"how?"
-"A FartComa..."
-"OMG!"

by steveypoo April 10, 2008

Fartjam

Often mistaken for a variety of more serious gastrointestinal ailments, fartjam occurs when a fart tries to make its way to freedom but becomes lodged in the complex maze that is your colon. This leads to a build-up of pressure which causes severe stomach pain and bloating. The only cure for fartjam is to remove the blockage by "straining it out". This will result in a very loud, fast moving fart and sudden relief, allowing you to go on about your business.

Dude, my stomach hurt so bad yesterday that I thought I had cancer. Turned out just to be a fartjam, what a relief!!!

by KF_Newfie August 20, 2008

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

Fartcats

Popular word used by a lot of people that refers to cats or humanoid cats that fart on themselves and on people. Also another word to represent a Fartcat Slave in the FartArmy. The current leader of the FartArmy is Farcatniss!

Omg, did you see those Fartcats last night that farted on that one person? It was beautiful!

by Fartcat Master November 20, 2016