farmer

An individual, in the eyes of an urbanite, who resides in a rural area regardless of occupation.

"I can tell he's a farmer by the way he dresses."
Honk, honk. "Get off the road and back in the fields, you fucking farmer!"

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

farmer

A person, usually a regular guy or gal, who grows crops or raises animals for slaughter.

Farmers are honest hard-working individuals. They're not stupid, they're good people, and are the ones putting food on the table.

by badmouth February 20, 2018

farmer

To directly blast out a booger without the use of one's finger or a tissue. Not through use of a loogie.

Joe goes into the showers at the dorms so he can farmer one out each morning to clear out his sinusses.

by Airrazor June 20, 2006

farmer

A vicious inbred person, who is worse then a dentist.

Budgie : My house is just past those fields, we'll take a short cut.
James : You gotta be kidding that farmer will bum and shoot us for breathing on his land.

by nobrash June 20, 2006

farmer

Name commonly used for squeemish little english peoples with large noses.

That mountain's nearly as big as Farmer's nose.

by Bograt July 29, 2008

farmer

"Johns" in search of street prostitutes willing to perform various sexual acts involving defecation and (if desired) coprophagia.

Man, I hate when farmers hit the streets and come to me for favors. Why can't I please these guys with some "vanilla" sex once in a while?

by Sniderg September 3, 2008

farmerous

When a county has many farmers living in it, it is said to be very farmerous.

Central London is not a very farmerous county.

by An Angry Banker June 15, 2014