fapple 

When you masturbate into a bottle of Snapple.

Hey man, I just fappled!

Wait, you seriously just jacked off into that bottle of Snapple?
Hell yeah dude!

fapple by OrlandoDude6969 July 11, 2016

Fapple 

The act of masturbating into a Snapple container or masturbating while drinking one

The 16 was lonely and out of socks and tissues so he pulled a fapple

Fapple by zeltar July 16, 2016

Fapple 

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

Fapple by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fapple 

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.

Fapple by AngryPlatypus July 14, 2016

fapple 

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

fapple by xemness June 24, 2010

fapple 

The act of zoinking your Shaggy into a bottle of Snapple™ and then passing it to a buddy.

I used to hangout with Mark, but last time we hung out he pulled a fapple on me.

fapple by Shaddy_Dooby_Doo July 15, 2016

Fapple 

Fapple is the child-friendly version of the word Fuck. The best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, "Apple" after every curse.

Once the kid gets older, he/she will use Fapple in place of the word Fuck in their speech. It isn't technically a swear word so parents can suck it...

It works, trust me...

Fapple me running, the Vikings actually won that game...

Fapple by I am depressed... February 21, 2011