Fappetizer

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

by 011000110 April 13, 2015

fappily

In the manner of the act of fapping or relating to the act.

Just found a funny typo while proofreading my next book: fappily for happily. What should fappily mean?

The young man fappily went home from the adult book store.

by draumden August 26, 2010

war fapping

When livestreamers take too much pleasure in streaming wars.

Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.

Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.

by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022

fappitarianism

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

fappathon

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

by Curt V September 3, 2005

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fappieren

German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.

Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)

by german_slang December 13, 2015