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fancy fapper

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn
sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase
by D.E.X January 14, 2018
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Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...
John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block
by Fishee October 16, 2010
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Fappergasted

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.
wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.
by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011
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Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.
Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!
by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015
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Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.
Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn
by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016
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ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.
Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
by honkthedonk January 17, 2013
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Anonymous Fapper

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.
Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?
by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022
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