Faptain

The captain that help people find the name of sexy girls so they can fap

random guy: "faptain, i need her name for research purpose!"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"

by lilpigfuck November 24, 2014

Fanita

Fanita is an annoying carlton supporter who really wont stop bragging about how good they are, If your a Fanita. Stop. Get some help.

Fanita, no one cares about carlton

by lololsui May 17, 2022

Crunchy Fajitas

Krun - Chee - Fah-jai-tuhs

noun,

1. An typical tex-mex dish, whereby the most important ingredient is crushed up taco chips
2. The crushed up taco chips denote the crunchy aspect of the fajitas

Putting crushed up taco chips in my fajitas made those Crunchy Fajitas the crunchiest fajitas ever!

by jfrymer August 19, 2012

Fapiana

The act of pleasuring oneself.

Derives from the word 'fap' and the female name Fabiana.

"Sorry I'm late, I was having a fapiana"

by knutsmasher October 15, 2021

Fapstagram

When a person uses their Instagram solely or mostly to stalk (sometimes follow) members of the opposite sex and fap to them.

Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.

by longshottie August 19, 2013

faptastic

Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.

Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

fappitarianism

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016