Facedump

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.

Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.

by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009

facepimp

The act of trying to sell something or advertise your business on Facebook.

1. I need to sell my golf clubs. Maybe I should facepimp on Facebook to see if anyone wants them.

2. I should let my friends know I'm starting a new career in interior decorating. I should start to facepimp while waiting for my real advertising to start up.

by Falfurrias July 25, 2009

Face Pump

An unnecessary increase in air volume within the cheeks before doing an extreme sports trick. Much like a chipmunk.

Bro, did you see that guy do a massive face pump before throwing that backflip." "Yeah, dude.

by wilslost July 18, 2010

FaceJumping

When a person is on facebook and looks at mutual friend and skips back and forth between different mutual friends looking at info,picture,ect.

Person 1: What were you doing on facebook yesterday?
Person 2: I was facejumping yesterday and I found this hot chick.
Person 1: do you know her?
Person 2: No but my cousin does ;)

by R.I.4Ever September 6, 2010

Facedumpster

Facedumpster: a person who stalks another friend on facebook by commenting repeatedly on there status or comment wall posts.

Guy: i just got some new combat boots, awsome!
Facedumpster: "I agree only cuz guys in combat boots are uber attractive... Lol for me"

by davestj July 7, 2011

Facedump

The action of Facebooking while taking a dump.

Use my phone at your own risk. I used it to Facedump earlier.

by thesen8r September 2, 2012

facepimpin

The sourcing phase in a cyberpimp's product-cycle, achieved through the use of social networking sites such as facebook. Women found in this manner are then added to the digital harem.

Cruk'D - "aiiiiiit... what u doin"

Mplicit - "facepimpin, where the ladies at sun"

Cruk'D - "jeax"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008