Fakeism

When a bitch just fake as hell.

“There’s so much fakeism in here.”

by Mj106716 April 9, 2020

Facism

Used to mean an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organizations. Nowadays it is wildly used by social justice warriors and leftists to silence opinions that they disagree with.

Normal College Students: I don’t think it is necessary to put free feminine products in male bathrooms . It’s wasting money.

Social Justice Warriors: shut up you racist sexist misogynistic homophobic white supremacist. Facism and patriarchy can not exist in this campus!

by Iloveguineapig July 19, 2017

faecism

Faecism is a political system in which all members belief in the political theory of shit; in that politics are shit. All members of the Faecism party believe that politics are generally shit, consist of shit and will always be shit. The term "faecism" is derived from the word "faeces" or "faecal matter" meaning shit.

I believe in Faecism.
I believe politics are shit therefore I am a faecist.

by Chris Isleet March 24, 2008

Faceium

The pure essence of Face. This is a godlike substance not fit for this world, yet rumors say it exists. Many people think it is a hoax but certain people claim they have seen it and used it, yet they forbid to talk about it.

Scientist #1 - Oh, my, God. What have I discovered?
Scientist #2 - What is it, Joe? Don't tell me you've discovered Faceium!?
Scientist #1 - ...

by FaceALace June 19, 2008

Faceist

To judge someone’s personality by how they look and dress.

Oh god, that guy with that leather jacket probably escaped from jail, Hey stop being faceist

by Heeyyygirl December 26, 2017

faceist

a person who judges another potential mate/f*ck buddy/life partner on how good their face looks, and not on their personality

hey man, I was trying it on with x last night, but I didn't have a chance, she is a total faceist

by The Bollox August 3, 2007

facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

by PWhitdog July 25, 2011