Faceboocrastinating

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook

'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'

by ladiesman218 June 13, 2009

facedouche

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.

"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"

by eSKape February 21, 2009

Facebitching

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.

Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.

by copier19 October 28, 2010

facebot

A malicious Facebook app that acts like a human (eg. adding friends, etc)

OR

A Facebook human that acts like a robot. Facebots deal directly with Facebook and not with the people on it. They only know what's going on in your life if they get a Notification about it; they write to their wall instead of talking to you.

Congrats on your new baby, can't believe I had to find out about it on here, thanks facebot! :(

by Dicklechips March 23, 2009

Facebooxhibitionism

When someone feels the need to tell everybody about everything on Facebook.

Why did she post all about her new kitten on Facebook? No one even cares! She was just being a Facebooxhibitionist!

Ugh, I *hate* facebooxhibitionism

by RooskiJD December 2, 2009

Facebookholic

When one is repeatedly using "facebook" several hours a day. Always thinks about it over other things such as school and friends and family. Have a 1000 friends or more( so they think). OBSESSED

MY NAME is ______ and I am a facebookholic

by cutie4eva93 October 5, 2010

facebrother

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......

Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.

by indieallie September 6, 2009