A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.
by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009
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(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)
1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.
2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse
3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)
1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.
2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse
3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"
3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
by Andreearawr June 12, 2007
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A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009
Get the Facebookitis mug.to 'nap' / to hold someone's facebookprofile; either by hacking it or simply when you want to check your account and your predecessor forgot to log out.
a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...
a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...
Situation A
person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?
person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?
person 1: Oh no I forgot
person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!
Situation B
person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.
person 2: let's mess with his account
person 1: time for a facebooknapping!
person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious
person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?
person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?
person 1: Oh no I forgot
person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!
Situation B
person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.
person 2: let's mess with his account
person 1: time for a facebooknapping!
person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious
by net0n March 30, 2011
Get the facebooknapping mug.When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.
My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!
by Shhhteven 'Shagg Nasty' Smith April 16, 2015
Get the facebookligious mug.A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
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