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Facebonkers

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.
"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."
by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009
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Facebooksofting

After a long day:

- It will be nice to get back to my room to do some facebooksofting
by @nicolaikirkeng September 4, 2009
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Facebonk

A term for oral sex that is generally more acceptable in polite conversation than skull fucking

Derived from a typo of facebook
"I was facebonking when her Father walked in."

After facebonking each other for a while, Jennie and Tom decided it was time to change their relationship status.
by Rainbulimic July 1, 2008
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facebookstalkerhoes

this word can be used to refer to both male and female. it is generally used to describe a group of people, who spend a considerable amount of time on facebook lurking and wondering about what a particular person is up to.
((in facebook status, comments, or wall...))

person 1: "hey man what are you going to be for halloween?"
person 2: "i would love to tell you, but that would just kill the suspense for the facebookstalkerhoes, so you'll just have to see it for yourself at the party"
by That Real Fire October 31, 2009
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Facebooksturbation

Liking one's own post on Facebook.
I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.
by Numbhandluke October 21, 2015
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Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)
1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."
by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009
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facebookstalking

stalking one of your facebook friends or a non-friend who does not have a protected profile by accessing there wall-to-wall conversations and photos that they're in all throughout the facebook community.
yeah, so i was facebookstalking bob the other day, and saw him in Laura's photo album kissing that girl?
by AlannaCrotch January 13, 2008
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