beady rat eyes

The Shadiest, and most deceiving and evil of all beady eye strains. Extremely conniving and very ill willed. Revengeful and Vindictive.

1. You can always tell what that Ice Queens intentions are, just by looking at her beady rat eyes.

2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.

3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 16, 2019

earth eyes

eyes that have shades of blues and greens, just like the surface of the earth, may have some specks of brown or gold

Boy: Yeah, she has beautiful eyes, they're earth eyes
Dude: I bet, hues of blue and green are breathtaking

by eartheyes December 6, 2016

heart eyes howell

Heart Eyes Howell is the name given to danisnotonfire/Dan Howell when he looks lovingly at his best friend and flatmate AmazingPhil/Phil Lester. The two are also shipped as Phan.

Person One: OMG! Did you see the new DanandPhilGAMES video? SO CUTE!
Person Two: OMG yes! Dan was staring at Phil so much. Such Heart Eyes Howell action!

by CNS2004 February 5, 2017

A sight for sore eyes

Seeing someone that pleasures you or makes you happy on a bad day

Jennifer: Hey Marty.

Marty: Oh, are you a sight for sore eyes! Let me look at you.

by Nightmournee24 April 14, 2017

Bleach my eyes

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

by * bleep* October 5, 2020

close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014