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Eyepatch McCain

A popular nickname for retired US Navy SEAL and Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw. The nickname is a reference to John McCain, a RINO senator that Crenshaw holds similar views to and a reference to Crenshaw's dramatic choice to wear an eyepatch rather than just getting a glass eye like a normal person. Much like McCain exploited being a POW to further his political career and portray himself as a patriotic hero, Crenshaw's eyepatch is intended to remind everyone that he lost an eye for his country, while he subsequently supports policies that put the interests of other countries and global elites over those of his own country and those of his constituents.

Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.
Eyepatch McCain suggested that criticism of Israel is not protected under the First Amendment when questioned by a Groyper at a speaking engagement.
by texas is not the reason June 19, 2022
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want some eyetalian dressing on that salad?
by ajm81 August 22, 2008
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eyeballer

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.
You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?
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eyecandygasm

the idea or belief that someone or something is so attractive and/or appealing that they cause an orgasm to the eyesight
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Billie Eyelash

Another meme-y way of saying Billie Eilish's name
Jay: Have you heard Billie Eyelash's new song?
Zoe: You mean Eilish?
Jay: No, isn't it Eyelash?
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Eyelash Clan

The most superior group on the web originated from the wonderful community of Bites Only Asmr, we have a chart to celebrate everybody's Ber Days, it is founded by •Billy Eyelash• and is located in our Queen (Bites Only Asmr)'s comment section
Person 1:"Have you joined the Eyelash Clan yet?"
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eyeball test

To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.
We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.

I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!

I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.

That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
by Tenacious Faulker March 5, 2014
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