Excuses

Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.

Excuses
poppycock
my dog ate my homework

by $$C-P0sEr$$ December 22, 2009

excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

exuse

no longer needed , finished with

that game is now exuse

by exuse lux July 9, 2018

excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 21, 2004

Enzo Excuses

Somebody who never seems to run out of excuses for why he can't complete any meaningful work.

"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."

by Scotty Ballgame March 8, 2012