Enoch

Enoch is desirable and irresistible. He is lowkey a savage. Enoch is very competitive and usually gets infuriated when he is losing. He is usually talented in some kind of sport or musical instrument, and he does it purely for fun, not just to get the girls. He is naturally mean to girls he hates and loves to annoy his friends. He is a super-badass kid who usually, does incredibly stupid things (loves to take risks). He always swears and probably has 5 sidechicks. Finally, he has a great sense of humor and makes you laugh 24/7. If u ever had an Enoch you would probably immediately fall in love with him. I am so grateful to have an Enoch.

#desirable #irresistable #savage #competitive #talented #funny # annoying #stupid
"Hey how u doing today" annoying girl aked
Enoch ignores

by Victoria Chin October 29, 2017

Epoch Phail

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

Enoch

Enoch- The chillest kid you will ever meet. He is good at skateboarding and likes to roast people. Sometimes a jerk but usually hilarious. HE just likes to laugh and have fun for the most part. God and family are first to Enoch. HE also gets at Girls he doesn't like for no reason.

Enoch: Tells girl "I know who you like"
Girl:*Who then?
Enoch: "*Me"
Girl: "No I don't like anyone"
Enoch: "Yea but I know who your going out with"
Girl: "I'm not going out with anyone!"
Enoch: "Yea you are, your going out with me

by Pro era forty seven April 6, 2017

emochav

This is a word i created to describe the 'teenagers' commonly found in the town of Colchester, Essex (UK) and Guernsey.
They're a cross between emo kids and chavs.
They often have emo hair style's while wearing chav clothing, or wearing emo clothing and having hair which appears to have been attacked by bleach and a chainsaw.
They're marginally better chavs since their pale complexion keeps them inside and their short life expectancy is also a bonus.

(Abbreviated to emok or emoch)

Dude 1: "Did you see that twat with the shite hair?"
Dude 2: "The emochav?"

by AlexC September 5, 2008

emochicken

an idiot and fake emo

Peeping Tom is an emochicken

by Davic April 22, 2007

esochology

Eso (Esoteric) plus (chology = Greek for study), Esochology is the study of the Esoteric dimensions of Man from within those Esoteric dimensions themselves via intuition and DEC Direct Esoteric Communication. Understood by either those who have completed a course of psychotherapy or natural psychics.

Esochology is a new alternative to the oxymoron "behavioral psychology".

When one receives an Ah-Ha via ones intuition, or a bit of Knowledge comes to one, one has just experienced DEC, and has tapped ones own store of Knowledge via ones faculty of intuition, and this is applied Esochology. Esochology is based on a well-developed faculty of intuition which is perfectly normal, but we in the West are taught to both deny and fear our intuition.

by esodoc August 18, 2009

epoch failure

A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.

John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.

Jane: Wow...Epic failure.

John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.

Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!

by Seamuskc July 13, 2018