Oliver Evans

a loser who likes shakespeare; like how the fuck

omg dude dont be a drama fag wtf why be like Oliver Evans

by vulgarity March 28, 2019

pete evans

A crispy white dog shit

I was at the park with my son the other day when he ran up to me holding a Pete Evans yelling icecream icecream !

by pete evans March 7, 2017

Lily Evans

Lily Evans/Potter (30 January, 1960 – 31 October, 1981) - Harry Potter's mother, married to James Potter and sister to Petunia Dursley.

Lily grew up in a town called Cokeworth, not far from Spinner's End where Severus Snape lived. When she was 9 Severus told her she was a witch. Even though she was sorted into Gryffindor and Severus into Slytherin they remained great friends until he called her a m*dblood.

Even though she married James Potter J.K. Rowling revealed that if Severus hadn't been so involved with the dark arts Lily could have ended up with him.

Blood status: Muggle-Born
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Wand: Willow, 10 1/4", swishy (nice wand for charm work)
Patronus: Doe

Gringotts' Vault: 687

"Lily Evans. One of the brightest I ever taught. Vivacious, you know. Charming girl. I used to tell her she ought to have been in my House. Very cheeky answers I used to get back too."
-- Horace Slughorn

Lily Evans is the love of Snape's life.

by turn to page 394 April 15, 2019

Evansexual

Being totally and utterly in love with Evan Peters.

Nina: im so in love with Evan Peters i want him to rail me!

Lena: i think your evansexual!!

by Nicolalena123 December 25, 2020

Chris Evans

Boston-born actor, best known for his role as Captain America: The First Avenger.
Also, totally stunning.

girl 1: have you seen Chris Evans' abs?

girl 2: *drool*

by mrscaptainamerica September 11, 2011

Iola Evans

An incredibly talented actress from the U.K that is going places. She is very mysterious but that makes her even cooler than she already is.

Someone: Callie Cadogan’s actress is Lola Evans
Me: No you absolute dumbass, her name is Iola Evans with a capital i!

by Smiles4Erica January 13, 2021

Sam Evans

As played by Chord Overstreet, Sam Evans is a character from the hit show 'Glee', Season 2. He is known for his rather large mouth, dubbed as 'trouty mouth', and his lemon-dyed blond hair. He is a dork, a sweetheart, and he cares about everyone. It is later revealed that his father lost his job, so he had been living in a motel room with his parents and his two little siblings. He worked as a pizza delivery boy, always making sure his siblings were well-fed and happy, as well as keeping up his grades, and most of all, keeping it a complete secret. On top of that, he is treated as an outsider--not in the school, but New Directions itself. He is treated poorly by his love interests, he is betrayed by the first friend he ever made, and is constantly teased about his mouth.

He was last seen smiling at Kurt and holding hands with Mercedes. Unfortunately, he will not be returning for Season 3.

His sexuality is heavily debated. Many believe that he was straight, merely because he dated girls, acted like a teenage boy, and denied the accusation of being gay by Quinn. Many believe he was gay because he was originally conceived that way.

Sam was a wonderful kid, who fed his siblings, who worked his ass off, who juggled school and work and dealt with New Directions' constant drama, he suffered through teasing, bullying, and betrayal, and through all of this, he never cried.

But the one time he did, it was because of kindness.

"Sam Evans is such a cutie."

"I love Sam Evans' abs!"

"Sam Evans is gay as fuck."

"Sam Evans is straight! What are you talking about?!"

"No, no, Sam Evans is gay. He's totally gay."

by bernrikastel August 23, 2011