euronom

Generic European Males that plague various popular travel locations. The Euronom is much like an NPC with no discernible personality, fixed in routine and bland in character and appearance. They are often found sitting awkwardly in groups playing card games and smoking small joints while listening to dated techno.

For fucks sake, this hostel is teaming with Euronoms, we might as well book and Air BnB.

....but doesnt she have a boyfriend? Yeah but hes just some Euronom.

euronom by OxfordCloth September 26, 2018

Eurosnob

n. An American who is a soccer fan but refuses to support either the U.S. National Team or Major League Soccer, instead cheering for European teams they have no personal connections to, based on the perceived superiority of said teams.

Fan 1: "Hey, you like soccer, too! Wanna check out the Dynamo game?"

Fan 2: "I'd never watch American soccer. I'd rather watch Arsenal on TV than go to a live game down the street."

Fan 1: "Douchebag Eurosnob Traitor..."

Eurosnob by Badgerjohn August 8, 2009

eurohouse 

Eurohouse is a type of music mostly listened to and/or produced by European people. This type of music is mostly played at clubs. It is similar to techno, but is slightly different - it has infectous beats and is VERY high energy/upbeat.

Lots of people in Europe (mostly countries like Sweden, Germany, etc.) listen/dance to Eurohouse at clubs. Clubs in Canada (i.e. clubs in Toronto) also play Eurohouse music.

eurohouse by acoolkidintoronto May 19, 2008

Euronesian

A person of European and Polynesian descent.

My ancestors are from Europe and Polynesia that makes me a Euronesian.

Euronesian by bas1563 July 3, 2020

eurosnobbery 

The act or actions pertaining to a eurosnob. These examples would include, but are not limited to:

* complaining that Major League Soccer has conferences rather than a single table
* believing that U.S. Soccer should institute promotion and relegation for all of the soccer leagues in the country
* being a douchebag or jackass when belittling MLS or American soccer

Wally's eurosnobbery is awful: he rants about how tacky and corny Major League Soccer's structure is, when he cannot accept the fact the country needs to cater to casual fans.

eurosnobbery by jonnigga November 22, 2011

euronating 

The new EEC term for 'spending a penny'

euronating by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Euronomics 

In North America, Euronomics is the acquistion of various Japanese or Korean entry-model cars. Once obtained, the owner, usually of Italian or other sub-ethnic decent, will proceed to spend 90% of their wealth on maximizing the white trash appeal of the vehicle. Grossly over priced rims, often shiny with spinning emblems, exhaust tips, and other local big box items are highly sought. Once deemed road worthy by the individual, they then proceed to search for a suitable mate, often of the same socioeconomic class.

Mario, a strict believer in Euronomics and also a 10th generation Italian immigrant, spent his life savings on a 1991 Honda Civic, only to find implanting $20,000 North American dollars had increased the car's value by $400.00 dollars, or a large rock of crack cocaine.

Euronomics by gumpx April 3, 2008