euronom

Generic European Males that plague various popular travel locations. The Euronom is much like an NPC with no discernible personality, fixed in routine and bland in character and appearance. They are often found sitting awkwardly in groups playing card games and smoking small joints while listening to dated techno.

For fucks sake, this hostel is teaming with Euronoms, we might as well book and Air BnB.

....but doesnt she have a boyfriend? Yeah but hes just some Euronom.

by OxfordCloth September 26, 2018

Enronomy

The "shadow economy" driven by corrupt corporate interests working in concert with government authorities in a conspiracy to defraud the public for their own enrichment.

"In today's Enronomy, America's Vice President works closely with the indicted company to bypass California energy regulations."

by Iandb1 January 9, 2005

Enronomics

The study of the accounting practices and legislative influences of Enron and the direct effect it had on our financial institution.

(i.e. mark to market accounting, & the deregulation of energy)

Me to SitiBanc: Well I have on my mark to market accounts a profit of a million dollars, so I would like to apply for a loan, I need - oh, gosh, okay, 1.5 million will work for right now.

SitiBanc: Okay so mark to market - I haven't heard that accounting terms since Key Lay came in asking for 1 billion dollars...

Me to SitiBanc: Yes, I am familiar with Enronomics.

by Jessica Siewert June 11, 2008

Euronymous

Given name: Oystein Aarseth. Deceased guitar player of Norwegian black metal act Mayhem. Was and is still considered a standout character, or even a celebrity, within the black metal movement, mainly due to his outspoken nature in interviews and his efforts, both musical and otherwise, in the black metal genre. Besides participating in classic albums such as "Deathcrush," "Live in Liepzig," and "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" as the guitarist of Mayhem, Aarseth also owned and operated a record store called Helvete, or "Hell" in Norwegian, which stocked only the most extreme metal music. Killed by Varg Vikernes, also known as Count Grishnackh or The Count, on August 10th, 1993. To many fans of black metal, Mayhem ceased to truly exist after Euronymous' death despite the fact that the band was reformed afterwards, and hence, all Mayhem releases released up to "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" are commonly said to have been recorded by "The True Mayhem" by fans.

It is said that when Mayhem performed during Euronymous' lifetime, one could not see his hand as he played due to the incredible speeds he was cabaple of on guitar.

by Rob S. April 3, 2005

Edronomicalism

When you come over to someone's house everyday with your hand out for money or a beer or a cigarette. You also have to leave as soon as you get whatever it is you were begging for and not even hang out with the person you've just bummed it from.

"Eddie whipped out the Edronomicalism on me the other day, he bummed a smoke and then he just rode out."

by soljafootitus March 26, 2010

Euronomics

In North America, Euronomics is the acquistion of various Japanese or Korean entry-model cars. Once obtained, the owner, usually of Italian or other sub-ethnic decent, will proceed to spend 90% of their wealth on maximizing the white trash appeal of the vehicle. Grossly over priced rims, often shiny with spinning emblems, exhaust tips, and other local big box items are highly sought. Once deemed road worthy by the individual, they then proceed to search for a suitable mate, often of the same socioeconomic class.

Mario, a strict believer in Euronomics and also a 10th generation Italian immigrant, spent his life savings on a 1991 Honda Civic, only to find implanting $20,000 North American dollars had increased the car's value by $400.00 dollars, or a large rock of crack cocaine.

by gumpx April 3, 2008

Eurynomos

A flesh-devouring daimon (spirit) in Greek mythology. He was known as the netherworld daimon of rotting corpses dwelling in the Underworld.

Eurynomos is where former Mayhem guitarist Euronymous got his stage name from.

by CelticEagle February 5, 2019