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Euphonium

Mosty definitely the most admired instrument in the band. The euphonium is a precious part of the symphonic band, as is the baritone to the marching band, because it provides a rich, dark sound to sustain the bottom of the band. This is the sounds that all other band members envy. These instruments, with the assistance of the rest of the low brass, give the band the edge needed to win superiors. Plain and simple, euphoniums rule!
"Wow! Did you hear that Euphonium solo? It was spectacular!"
by JewC June 2, 2008
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Euphonium

what sex would be if it was an instrument. in a high school band the

Euphonium players are to cool to practice, but cause they play the Euphonium it sounds like sex.
person #1 "wow that song they just played sounds like sex"

person #2 "yea cause the Euphonium section is playing every part"
by divine maddog January 24, 2009
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Euphonium

1. (Noun) A Low Brass instrument that is commonly mistaken for a baritone. Although it plays very similar to a baritone; it's major difference being the conical bore. Euphoniums play in either bass clef or tenor clef, provided the player can read. In regards to the Low Brass section, they tend to be loners within the section. Very similar to mellophone and french horn players in High Brass. Euphoniums are high quality instruments, most times, played by musicians that are versed with several instrumnts.

Most euphoniums are made using traditional techniques. You take a poon tang-brass metaloid melted down using focused sun light and cool it into individual pieces using a compressed ocean breeze. It is then stored under the Southern Ocean so that the pressure compresses and tempers the metal. Euphoniums not made with these techniques are not traditional and should be avoided at all cost.
Those euphoniums are awesome backing up the trombones.
by PDC1398 March 1, 2015
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Euphoniumism

A euphemism or innuendo relating to people who play in the lower brass section of the orchestra.

Applies solely to people who play the trombone, euphonium, baritone and tuba.
Girl: I like your tuba, is it full sized?
Boy: Gosh, that's a real euphoniumism!
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euphoneus

adjective. originted in Peoria, Illinois. a combination of the words "unique" and "spontaneous"; hence, meaning someone who is unique and spontaneous.
Jason: Wow. That new kid Nick is wearing purple skinny jeans and a headband, and his locker has pictures of pregnant goldfish in it.

Austin: Yeah, he's pretty goddam euphoneus.
by grlwholvd April 12, 2009
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Rusty Euphonium

When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.
Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.
by snappyboi December 1, 2017
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Euphoricus

A sedative consisting of morphine, cocaine, and gin.
The patient was treated with Euphoricus as he was moved between locations.
by Rory A August 28, 2005
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