escape goat

Tionna Tee Smalls, author of "Girl, Get Your Mind Right" employs the phrase to discourage copulation with previous sexual partners.

They are basically using you as the escape goat. It's like my man is acting up or he dumped me or I am lonely, let me call my ex, he will answer. You understand???"

escape goat by SarahJessicaPorker November 1, 2007

Escape Goat

The greatest of the greatest.

"Thanks man you the escape goat"
"they are all goats but he is the escape goat"

Escape Goat by The lingone July 2, 2024

Escapegoat 

A goat used to escape a hostile or dangerous situation. Has no connection to "Scapegoat" whatsoever. The Escapegoat is usually ridden on its back by the escapee. They run very fast and uncontrollably. A sub-category of the Goat species.

My friend said "Dude, the gangsters are gonna cap us! Lets bail on our Escapegoat!"

Escapegoat by Escapegoat666 October 6, 2008

escapegoat 

Noun; The person on whom one blames their inability to attend to something they really didn't want to anyway.

I explained to Jenny that I couldn't make it to her jazz ensemble's rehearsal because Kevin was stranded at the airport and needed rescuing. He was the perfect escapegoat, since Jenny knows how broke he always is.

escapegoat by Johnny Soporno February 6, 2006

Escapegoat 

A scapegoat who sidesteps blame.

We tried to blame Dave for the school's failure but he's such an escapegoat that nothing ever sticks to him.

Escapegoat by Snaved December 8, 2009

escapegoat 

A former employee who gets blamed for everything wrong with a project because the remaining team resents him/her from escaping the mess.

Since Jim took the job in Hawaii his code has been the escapegoat for the security leak on the client's site.

Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.

escapegoat by Nixiedust March 21, 2011

escapegoat 

a person so clever and smart that they cannot be victimized or duped, a person who can use tricks or manoeuvres to escape a dangerous situation or predicament.

You cannot trap that guy. He is such an escapegoat.

escapegoat by uttam maharjan July 21, 2010