Escape Goat

The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).

Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat

Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"

by Majdnoon October 25, 2011

Escape Goat

The greatest of the greatest.

"Thanks man you the escape goat"
"they are all goats but he is the escape goat"

by The lingone July 2, 2024