Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

by SWEDL January 19, 2008

equal rights equal fights

when a woman punches a man and says a man can't hit a woman but then the man points out that equal rights mean equal fights.

feminist: you can't hit me I'm a woman.
Man who believes in equality: equal rights equal fights.
*He beats her up*

by vibe check boi January 4, 2020

Equinsu Ocha

Wachootoo for "white devil"

Wachootoo tribe: Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha!

Ace Ventura: Did they just call me "white devil white devil?"

by G750 July 27, 2011

scrotumnal equinox

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.

Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020

Equanimity

A calmness or evenness of temper, especially in difficult situations. One of the characteristics Bob Costas gave to Tim Tebow.

Wow, Tim Tebow sure has a lot of haters, but he never breaks out in anger. What equanimity!

by TwoAngryFigs December 15, 2011

Equalist

An equalist believes in equality for all. No one person is better than anyone else and everyone desearves equal rights in society.

Audrey: I am an equalist and I believe in equality for all.

by Mighty Audrey January 7, 2015

Prejudice Equality

Where everyone gets the equal amount of shit... Niggers, Gooks, Rednecks all get the equal amount of shit.

Hey nigger there is some fried chicken over there, Hey gook don't eat the neighbors cat, Hey redneck your cousin doesn't like to be fucked. Prejudice Equality

by Jake fagler August 11, 2016