EMS

Early Morning Spray-The morning shits that one gets after a long night of drinking. Usually plagues you while in your first class of the day and lasts until you start drinking again.

Derek-Oh god, I have the worst EMS right now. I need to get to the bathroom.

by somf March 24, 2010

Ems

A term in Alnwick meaning a tart/hussy; this is the type of girl that enjoys annoying lad's girlfriends... This girl pretends she is clever when really, she is scum. She enjoys hanging around subways with vast quantities of cheap booze, she thinks she is amazing.

"That Ems is a total whore"

"She is a complete Ems!"

by Whogivesa April 22, 2008

ems

Earn Money Sleeping

I am aware he is involved in EMS.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

ems

eat, masterbate, sleep

ani: don’t forget to ems!
max: okay

by katytttttt July 6, 2022

EMS

Eat My Shit

I was texting with my ex-gf, she wanting to get back together, I texted "EMS bitch." to her.

by SLYX September 7, 2009

EMS

Emergency Medical Service

1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.

by Paul April 9, 2006

EMS

A chat board on the popular Neopets.com website.
Populated by fat, preteen scene kids who insist on complaining how much their life sucks, post pictures of their new fashion mullets (if you find one of them mildly attractive, their picture is probably stolen from someone's myspace), and discuss how awesome the latest From First to Last CD is (adding afterwards that they totally listened to them before it became cool).

Scenester 1: rate my facee, ems?
Scenester 2: omg 1000/10. i love your fob shirt.
Scenester 1: lol ily!
Scenester 1: lets talk about snakes on a plane because its trendy now.

by Urban Terrorist August 16, 2006