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Emoria has a very rare name. May seem mean, serious, bougie, and rude. But when you meet her she is nice, funny, nice ass body, and pretty face. Every second you spend with her is special. She can get any one she wants. She defense herself to anybody no matter who you are. Don’t touch her or there will be a trouble. She will be short but have but have a big heart. She is sensitive, and don’t mistake her kindness for weakness. She gets in trouble a lot, and don’t get a f*ck about what you say. If you ever have an Emoria is your life don’t let her go because if you do you lose someone special.
Emoria is a pretty girl.
emoria by April Mendoza May 11, 2019
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For the Emporer

To charge head on without thought or reason against seemingly insurmountable odds and horrors no matter how bleak and dire the situation may appear, and to do so completely at ones own peril while receiving absolutely no personal gain from the action.

In combat this most likely involves giving up a superior tactical firing position for the chance to get up close and use your chain-sword on a 20 f tall monstrosity with a arsenal of fangs seemingly born from the mating of a rototiller and elephant industrial ground beef machine.

Short term unremembered glory for long term pain.
Ex - See dawn of war intro trailer on Youtube (no ones says "For the Emporer" but it is implied by their actions)

Jeff - "You hurt your back yesterday trying to lift that fridge didn't you? That was stupid man you could have just waited 1 minute for me to get there."

Martin - "For the Emperor"

Captain IronFist- sees his platoon of space marines surrounded on all sides by Tyranid forces, His comms tells him that reinforcements will arrive in minutes and he just has to hold out if he wants to survive.

Disregarding the chance to survive, He roars to his fellow brothers and draws his chain-sword in the direction of the swarm and shouts "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!" His brothers rise up with him abandoning their well fortified bunkers and heavy weapons in order to engage the largely melee based enemy up close and personal.

Soon only the Captain is left facing the mighty Carnifex with slashing blades faster then a nuclear powered lawnmower.

The Captain fights with all the power and skill of a space marine but is eviscerated right through the chest. As the beast raises him up to eye level to watch the life drain from his body the Captain shouts ""For the Emperor!!" one last time and shoves a Grenade right down the beast's throat killing both of them.

The dust settings the reinforcements arrive and the war continues and no one is the wiser.
For the Emporer by For the Emporer January 25, 2011

emporess 

The most beautiful amazing and talented girl in the world. You may have the idea she's mean at first but when you get to know her you'll fall in love.
"Omg have you seen Emporess she's gorgeous!!"
emporess by Liz_Rose_Wolf September 26, 2017

Emperium 

A big stupid shiny rock used in the MMORPG Ragnarok Online. When broken during the War of Emperium (WoE) a guild castle is taken over. See also "Fagmo"
Taikaishi : HAHAHA I BROKE YOUR EMPERIUM NOOBS >:O

Noobs : *cries*
Emperium by Taikaishi May 23, 2006

Wonder Emporium 

won·der em·po·ri·um

n. A vagina
I'm gonna murder you then put my dick in your wonder emporium filled with sin.
Wonder Emporium by AnonymousBoss September 10, 2010
Emori is that real down to earth girl that never gives up. You can never catch her not smiling or joking around. She is nice to everybody an cares about everybody's feelings. You would want to be her friend and treat her nicely because she is a great person.
Emori is such a great friend.
Emori by Xxixvi February 21, 2015
information which has an existence that can be proven true through experimentation, observation, and data collection.
Your five senses gather empirical information.
empirical by Leo July 16, 2003