Noun
1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence
2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence
2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Bob: My dog just took a shit :/ :( :) :P :)
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.
2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.
2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
by KajuNut January 11, 2016
Get the emojaculation mug.To leave an online competitive game ranting, raving, swearing at your team and opponents alike. Usually out of anger due to an event occuring within the game which you are unable to take responsibility for.
Very much like a standard ragequit but with more emotion involved which causes no end of amusement for onlookers. An emoragequit may even be provoked or desired by opponents.
Very much like a standard ragequit but with more emotion involved which causes no end of amusement for onlookers. An emoragequit may even be provoked or desired by opponents.
emoragequitter: why did you kill me you fucking tard?
emoragequitter: i didn't do anything to you
emoragequitter: people like you are jerks
emoragequitter: go and fuck yourself
emoragequitter has gone offline
emoragequitter: i didn't do anything to you
emoragequitter: people like you are jerks
emoragequitter: go and fuck yourself
emoragequitter has gone offline
by emoragequitter August 10, 2009
Get the emoragequit mug.The name of an Internet-only game where you take control of various emo singers and journey to:
a) Stop your friends The Get-Up Kids from being screwed over (literally) by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
b) Beat Skeletor so you can score with Rose McGowan
c) Stop George Bush from using Voltron from destroying the Middle East
Features such villians as Fat Ass He-Man, John Meyer, Creed, Dave Matthews, Weezer (complete with army of Japanese schoolgirls), Adolf Hitler, an army of dwarves, Jimmy Eat World, Fred Durst, Enron executives, Hulk Hogan, Steven Tyler (as an Alien Queen), and Barbara Bush.
ALso introduced the concept that all emo bands have ovaries, and that every third album an emo band releases is utter crap.
a) Stop your friends The Get-Up Kids from being screwed over (literally) by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
b) Beat Skeletor so you can score with Rose McGowan
c) Stop George Bush from using Voltron from destroying the Middle East
Features such villians as Fat Ass He-Man, John Meyer, Creed, Dave Matthews, Weezer (complete with army of Japanese schoolgirls), Adolf Hitler, an army of dwarves, Jimmy Eat World, Fred Durst, Enron executives, Hulk Hogan, Steven Tyler (as an Alien Queen), and Barbara Bush.
ALso introduced the concept that all emo bands have ovaries, and that every third album an emo band releases is utter crap.
by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005
Get the Emogame mug.A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007
Get the emotard mug.a semi-famous commenter on Kalvin Garrahs neopronouns video. Emokarkat is known for commenting about its love for hetalia and John Egbert, holding conversations with youtube users Kofii,HeejinKarkat,Marvin,Modern Waifu and many more, spamming MCR lyrics and being Br*tish.
Emokarkat x John Egbert is canon in hs^3
by Emokarkat January 1, 2021
Get the Emokarkat mug.1. The words which crop up most often in emo speech, music and literature, most commonly 'black', 'hate', 'pain', and 'death', among many others.
2. (Of a foreign emo band) Whether or not the listener understands any of the simplest verbs and nouns, there will be instantly recognisable and heavily used emo words (e.g. pain, death etc.) repeating in each song. C.f. Tokio Hotel
2. (Of a foreign emo band) Whether or not the listener understands any of the simplest verbs and nouns, there will be instantly recognisable and heavily used emo words (e.g. pain, death etc.) repeating in each song. C.f. Tokio Hotel
by kriio October 20, 2008
Get the Emocabulary mug.A ironic playground for emo kids/teens, where the poor unfortunate tortured souls can set thier fears in motion. A intense place where everyone with depressed thoughts linger at one point and time.
by Kate Monster June 2, 2011
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