emost

"the most emo", the bounds of which are constantly being compromised, as the epidemic known as emo seems to be expanding and spreading exponentially

"Damn, did you see the shit that tron was wearing? He needs to cheer up and do more drugs. He's the emost."

by Qwerty Uiop January 5, 2005

Emostep

Emostep -

"Emostep is the kind'a music where the people who are really into it, if they hear the wrong kind of tune they go -

Oh no! Oh no! Thats got a back beat on the two and the four!
.and I only like that if its made by Jonny L, apart from that its horrible and I have to go MUMMY MUMMY! THERE IS A BACK BEAT ON THE TWO AND THE FOUR AND I DONT LIIIKE IT!

Make it stop. Make it go away. I want it to be awkward I want the kick to be in a really awkward place.

I dont want it to be a snare anyway I want it to go -

kik kik kik kik plung kik bun bun bun kik

...thats emostep"
-London Elektricity - from "so what exactly is Emostep?"

Emostep - kik buhn kik buhn pong

by nhs01 March 12, 2013

emostitute

one whose manner of dress is a combination of emo and prostitute

Joanne and Gabrielle are known to dress like emostitutes--wearing knee socks with short plaid shirts and/or boots

by Gabrielle December 24, 2003

emoetry

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008

emofest

instance in which a person acts extremely emo, whining about how awful their life is, how no one understands what they have to go through, etcetera, etcetera, and generally is just an extreme nuisance by refusing to hear reason

Don't even bother trying to talk to her right now... She's having an emofest.

by Behest May 26, 2006

emoerty

amazing pomes
writen by jeff hardy like this one writen abput his wrestling life and girlfreind life mixed and how he wonders if she isses him as hes flying from town to town doing wwe shows

Empty Tank
Here I am again...tired from not sleeping...Sad from not loving.
I feel miserable again...here on this plane...Here on this earth.
I've done it again...I stayed out all night.
I feel it again...I dred this flight.
Why?
Because I'm sick...Sick of being owned...
I write because I'm sick...Sick of being known.
If I was normal...Would she like me the same?
If I was just a stock boy...Would she still enjoy my name?
I'd like to think she does and would...I believe in her and believe in me she should.
I'm gonna lean my head against this window...Close my eyes and go to sleep.
I'll wake up in the next town...With thoughts beyond deep.
The days will go by as I will just act.
As the days go by I can only look back...At the good times...the fun.
At the bad times...the fun.
I wonder if she misses me as much as I miss her...I wonder if she waits to see me...I wonder if she waits?
I'd like to think she did and would...I believe in her and believe in me she should.
My heart is so curious...My mind is so blank...Without you I'm lost...
I am an empty tank.
-emoerty by jeff hardy

by wwe fan 007 February 11, 2009

emoeating

when you're feeling emotional and just eat till you gain ten pounds

"girl why you emoeating?"
"shutup! I just got dumped!"

by theeffingweirdo May 11, 2010