Elk

When you eat fish and some if it's bones got stuck on your throat.

Help me! I'm choki- elk elk elk- Water! Water!

by MoShellshocker November 4, 2018

Elk Point

Little city in South Dakota with cops that get you in trouble for everything. The people who live there are kind of sketchy and party real hard.

Elk Point is the place you get caught for everything.

by lindak December 16, 2011

Elk-Qaeda

When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.

or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.

Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.

friend- "what are you doing?"

man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"

by Alpino December 15, 2008

Elk Lick

The act of licking from the butthole, through the gooch area, all the way to the clit (or balls) in one fell swoop.

"I saw you leave the party with that chick, how did it go?"
"Bro, I gave her the juiciest Elk Lick ever."
or
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"I was just with my girlfriend, and she hit me with an Elk Lick when I wasn't expecting it."

by yaboychuck May 28, 2018

ELK_Jxmes

ELK_Jxmes is a god with a massive dick.

omg is that a ELK_Jxmes? HOLY his dick is huge

by HaileyThe2nd September 26, 2021

Elk Grove

A relatively safe city but it sucks if you don't have a car since you will never live close enough to all of the hang out sites.

Also the fastest growing city in America.

Where people are shocked when someting violent happens.

My friend- What do you want to do?
Me- What do you mean it's Elk Grove there is nothing to do.

by CommandoSolo November 7, 2008

elk situation

A naked woman gets on her hands and knees. Naked guy #1 kneels in front of her, receiving fellatio. Naked guy #2 kneels behind her, performing anal intercourse. Meanwhile, guys #1 & #2 proceed to play cards ( blackjack, usually) on the womans back, being sure to throw down the cards vigorously at the end of each hand.

Yo, last night we were in an Elk Situation with this chick, and she kept complaining that we were hurting her back with the cards!!

by headstar October 29, 2011