Enock

Enock as a boy's name is a variant of Enoch (Hebrew)

The meaning of Enock is "trained and vowed, dedicated; profound".

by Yory July 31, 2012

exjock

A former in-shape athlete who has since let himself go.

Brock was totally ripped back in his football days, but since he took that job at McDonald's, he's looking more like an exjock.

by B January 11, 2006

E-Jock

Virtual pro "jock" that behaves and acts like a high school or college level athlete with a cocky attitude. Usually goes around exclaiming "We're number one!" or "you all are noobs" etc within an online gaming environment, or mmos like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Compare with Jock

E-Jock: WE'RE NUMBER ONE an you are gay cause you aren't pro like us!

by Shadinaxx April 13, 2010

Premature ejokulation

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.

david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

by spencedog April 11, 2009

eCock-block

When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.

It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.

by LosrDogg August 17, 2009

eRock

A person who parties way too much. They are generally a borderline alcoholics and say rude and disgusting things at the wrong time.

"wow, he drank 3 40s and hes still able to hold a decent conversation....that's so eRock right there"

by Johnny J. Kickass March 6, 2009

ejacks

Term used to generalise internet masturbators. i.e: People who talk a lot of shit in internet channels and games.

An offensive slang to outcast and degrade people.

Look at those dopey ejacks! Tuggin' on the pickle and spamming shit!

by kinsydrakes July 24, 2006