Ejaculatorium

A designated place in your house or apartment where you do most of your masturbating.

Hey, Jimmy quit hogging the ejaculatorium, you've been in there for six hours!

With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.

by cock-ninja August 25, 2006

Ejaculightenment

A brief period of sheer clarity and enlightenment only experienced in the short, glorious moments following an ejaculation. During this time of euphoria and wisdom, one sees the true meaning of life and is able to prioritize without the temporary, carnal biases of sexual desires. Ejaculightenment is exclusive to the male orgasm; in fact, the female orgasm often produces feelings of "love" and "closeness."

Noun: Ejaculightenment
Verb: Ejaculighten
Past tense: Ejaculightened
Progressive: Ejaculightening

After my most recent ejaculightenment, the phrase "bro's before hoes" really resonates with me. I now see that I waste an ungodly amount of time lusting after beef curtains and a pair of tits.

by QUAD4LIFE February 11, 2010

ejacuvate

(v) A combination of the words "ejaculate" and "evacuate". The "hit it and quit it" principle. A one night stand. To have sex with a girl and then get your walk on.

Are you going to ejacuvate Cindy tonight Don or are you looking to the long-term?

by VT Iceman March 28, 2006

Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

Rage Ejaculate

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

post mature ejaculation

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

by brazzee September 5, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

by spigetfinners November 20, 2017