egnorance

electronically transmitted ignorance

Did you see what that Tea Party wacko said? What a load of egnorance.

by halftween July 23, 2010

eGnore

When you ignore someone on the internet because they annoy you, or you'd rather not talk to them.

I can't believe that douche Rodger keeps sending me friend requests on Facebook, I'm just gonna eGnore him.

by the_postman February 25, 2009

exnort

The process of exhaling through ones nose , often rapidly, what one accidently inhales through the mouth. The opposite of inhort.

He exnorted cola when the joke was told. The burning sensation lasted for several minutes

by BuyMeFlowers June 20, 2006

Enort pledge

a pledge of loyalty to the enorts. once an enort you must read this pledge however if you’re a fake enort you will be slapped and squirted on.

“yo barba im finally an enort! what’s the enort pledge again?
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”

by Jon Harold the 3rd June 16, 2018

Enortism

A religion that all the enorts follow. Once you’ve become enorted you are now apart of enortism and must recite the enort pledge of loyalty.

“WOAH hermatino I can’t believe I’m part of enortism now. I’m so enorted for my life.”

“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”

by Jon Harold the 3rd June 24, 2018

egnore

If you are annoyed by some bitch or the conversation is not really going and you are getting bored by the casual word exchange you can egnore the other one, by plugging in one earplug first and then as if you just found the best song ever plug in the other earplug. If the other one is stupid enough to keep talking, you should nod sometimes to pretend that you are listening to him.

While we were in the bus, this guy suddenly started talking about his PROBLEMs, but I egnored him without turning a hair. He soon understood that he'd better keep his fucking mouth shut.

by scornflakes October 30, 2005

Egnoramoose

Basically being called a fucking retard because you can’t play the pin game right at Cracker Barrel.

My friend is such an Egnoramoose because his dumbass finished the pin game with four pins left at Cracker Barrel.

by Lizardboy108 December 24, 2023