egnore

Ignoring your partner in conversation by fiddling with your smartphone

I went on a date with him and all he did was to egnore me with his fucking Iphone

by Leonard Davich September 24, 2010

eGnore

When you ignore someone on the internet because they annoy you, or you'd rather not talk to them.

I can't believe that douche Rodger keeps sending me friend requests on Facebook, I'm just gonna eGnore him.

by the_postman February 25, 2009

egnore

If you are annoyed by some bitch or the conversation is not really going and you are getting bored by the casual word exchange you can egnore the other one, by plugging in one earplug first and then as if you just found the best song ever plug in the other earplug. If the other one is stupid enough to keep talking, you should nod sometimes to pretend that you are listening to him.

While we were in the bus, this guy suddenly started talking about his PROBLEMs, but I egnored him without turning a hair. He soon understood that he'd better keep his fucking mouth shut.

by scornflakes October 30, 2005

Uncle Enore

noun:

the last living GOD; creator of heaven and Ass; creator of Man Juice; creator of the Bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the G Spot; creator of Suction; creator of Spooge; creator of the Gluteal Cleft; creator of Tongues; creator of Swallowing; creator of Breasticles; creator of Pussy; creator of Clitoris; creator of Labia Majora; eater of all things Pussy; eater of all things Ass; appreciator of all things Moist and Girl;

Mythology surrounding Uncle Enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.

syn:

Unc Am What He Am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; analinguist; cunnalinguist;

I AM A GOD! A GOD, I TELL YOU...um...I mean...HE is a GOD...god like...um...you get what I'm sayin' here...

Uncle Enore not only INVENTED oral sex, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.

by Uncle Enore February 4, 2010

egnorance

electronically transmitted ignorance

Did you see what that Tea Party wacko said? What a load of egnorance.

by halftween July 23, 2010

egnort

a cuss word i made up that means idiot

jimmy: “what’s Barack Obama’s last name again?”

alex: “omg jimmy don’t be an egnort”

by billy butterboob April 22, 2018

egorection

Over-extended ego.

Sometimes I wish he'd keep his egorection zipped up.

by Kaearielle December 14, 2010