eggplantastic

Adjective- used to decribe situations or things that are so freakin' awesome that they can't be defined any other way. Also someone really really good looking. See svelte.

Alex from Brooklyn is so cool, she's EGGPLANTASTIC!

by da j-crew July 31, 2005

eggplant sucker

One who enjoys oral sex on a male

Sabina is the biggest eggplant suckers in placer county

by The Honorable Dick Long II December 11, 2018

eggplant farmer

A chick who can't help but grow eggplant emojis when you're texting her.

Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.

by Mytholces March 13, 2019

Dropping an Eggplant

The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.

After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

eggplant

An emoji of a dick

🍆eggplant=dick

by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018

Adam's Eggplant

Similar to an adam's apple , the Adam's Eggplant is when someone giving a deepthroat, has a lump in their throat.

My Husband gave me a massive Adam's Eggplant last night

by Purplestuffdrank October 16, 2018

Eggplant

#1 The emoji 🍆(used to symbolize a penis)

#2 The food

#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant

by dhar woman June 1, 2022