One fecal unit (a turd) with a thick layer of semen ejaculated onto it; in a straight line, waves, squiggles, or zigzags if you so wish. Don't forget a doily!
To make an eclair one fecal unit should be exerted onto a decorated plate, with a semen deposit neatly extracted onto the top of it.
by dumpster diver July 06, 2009
A sexual act where a male ejaculates into a woman's mouth and shits on her head making the shit the chocolate the ejaculate the cream and the woman the bread
by Gozone October 12, 2014
When one violently vomits and shits at the same time. Leaving the individual's empty. Imagine squashing an eclair and watching the creamy center fly out of both ends.
by AllShitsNoGiggles July 07, 2014
A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.
Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.
Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!
Guy 2: Bro!
Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!
Guy 2: Bro!
by BootyScooty July 22, 2019
by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019
Adderall wrapped in dip. Taken in the same way as normal lippers. The sweet sensation emanating from the adderall resembles that coming from an eclair. Best taken with the sweet orange adderall and long cut dip for easy wrapping.
Dude, this grizz tastes really good with a cheeky 10 bomb. It's actually to best adderall eclair I've had in quite some time.
by ReggieX October 24, 2010
Éclair was a movie camera manufacturing company established in Épinay-sur-Seine, France by Charles Jourjon in 1907 (later SOREMEC-CEHESS, Department “ECLAIR INTERNATIONAL” in Paris).
Originally a production company, they started building cameras in 1912. Their products played a major part in the French New Wave through the development of camera systems such as Cameflex (35mm and unique 16/35mm dual format camera), Éclair NPR éclair ACL, éclair EX16 (similar to ACL with fixed viewfinder and 24/25fps fixed motor) and ECLAIR PANORAM (first dual format 16+Super16 camera called Varigate system). NPR stands for Noiseless Portable Reflex and ACL comes from the letters of the names of its designers Agusti (Austin) Coma and Jacques Lecoeur
The coaxial design of the camera magazine in NPR (the very first), ACL, EX16 and PANORAM models revolutionized 16 mm filmmaking, in particular documentary films, which could now change magazines in seconds without the need to spend time lacing the film in the camera. ACL model uses focal plane shutter for exposure and oscillating mirror for reflex viewing at all.
The company was acquired in the early 1970s by British film producer Harry Saltzman and the company name was ECLAIR-DEBRIE (UK) LTD located in London, so English ACL (similar to French one with minor differences) is born, but the company was eventually sold to Aaton S.A. in the 1980s while they were just marketing PANORAM, who dissolved the assets. There is also a French film lab called Éclair International.
Originally a production company, they started building cameras in 1912. Their products played a major part in the French New Wave through the development of camera systems such as Cameflex (35mm and unique 16/35mm dual format camera), Éclair NPR éclair ACL, éclair EX16 (similar to ACL with fixed viewfinder and 24/25fps fixed motor) and ECLAIR PANORAM (first dual format 16+Super16 camera called Varigate system). NPR stands for Noiseless Portable Reflex and ACL comes from the letters of the names of its designers Agusti (Austin) Coma and Jacques Lecoeur
The coaxial design of the camera magazine in NPR (the very first), ACL, EX16 and PANORAM models revolutionized 16 mm filmmaking, in particular documentary films, which could now change magazines in seconds without the need to spend time lacing the film in the camera. ACL model uses focal plane shutter for exposure and oscillating mirror for reflex viewing at all.
The company was acquired in the early 1970s by British film producer Harry Saltzman and the company name was ECLAIR-DEBRIE (UK) LTD located in London, so English ACL (similar to French one with minor differences) is born, but the company was eventually sold to Aaton S.A. in the 1980s while they were just marketing PANORAM, who dissolved the assets. There is also a French film lab called Éclair International.
"Hey what camera you gonna get?" John
"An Arriflex 16S!" Dave
"Hell no that thing is loud as fuck!" John
"Yeah?" Dave
"Get an Eclair NPR if your shooting sound sync hell you can't argue 28Db over the Arri's 38db!" John
"An Arriflex 16S!" Dave
"Hell no that thing is loud as fuck!" John
"Yeah?" Dave
"Get an Eclair NPR if your shooting sound sync hell you can't argue 28Db over the Arri's 38db!" John
by Arriflex September 10, 2007