A sexual act where a male ejaculates into a woman's mouth and shits on her head making the shit the chocolate the ejaculatethe cream and the woman the bread
When one violently vomits and shits at the same time. Leaving the individual's empty. Imagine squashing an eclair and watching the creamy center fly out of both ends.
The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.
"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularlyintelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.
During intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate and he or his partner pinch shut the end of his urethra, resulting in the male version of a creampie.