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Easy Mac

(adj.) when the difficulty of putting noodles, powder and water in the microwave for three minutes is roughly equal to the sluttiness of a girl.
Hey, i saw you were talking to that girl. ever make easy mac? she's kind of like that...
by W & A November 18, 2006
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Easy Mac

Mac-ing made easy. Easy Mac = powdered cheese + noodles + your water + 3.5-4 minutes (Big Packs are 4.5-5 minutes).
"Man I can't remember how long to microwave my Easy Mac Big Pack."
"No problem mate, just remember it like this. The regular packs are 3:33, the Big Packs are 4:44."
by Mugen4 July 16, 2008
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Easy Mac

evan daley aka easy mac, is the sex god of the world
by CrewRules07 January 28, 2005
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Easy Mac

Something I still cannot make.
Toddler Billy: "Can you make me easy mac?"
Me: "No."
by catislifelifeiscat September 1, 2019
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Easy-Mac

A quick and meaningless crush as a means to fulfill an emotional need, Often on a fictional character.
My boyfrend dumped me, I think I need some easy-mac.
OMG! Wolverine is so easy-mac!
by Bean January 27, 2004
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Easy Mac

When a girl is desperate and u mack on her a ur mack is crap but she falls for it and ya'll go out. How bout it.
Hey u kno that guy Jimmy smith he's an easy mac.
by Mandi rikitu May 7, 2003
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The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.
by Kristin April 15, 2005
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