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dyson dip

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.
by steveherbert December 21, 2013
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Desmond trufant

A beast Corner-back for the Atlanta Falcons and brother to Marcus Trufant. His Rookie stats Surpassed even Patrick Peterson and were similar to Richard Sherman Rookie Stats. he picked #21 so he can be Primetime 2.

he is Drew Brees least favorite player as of now
Drew Fleas: fuk! my 3rd interception of the day!

Colston: i told you dont target me! looks whos covering me...

Drew: oh of course... its...

Desmond Trufant: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
by b17 February 1, 2014
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Desmond

Desmond's are tricky, but once you figure them out, you love them. Most Desmond's are average height, meduim athletic build. Known for having and array of female companions/friends. Most of their relationships dont last because the woman can never understand them. But once you have his heart, you'll never find another like him.
Desmond
by Powertripp December 21, 2016
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Dyamond

Dyamond is a girl with a lot of potential,she just happens to have a lot of swag and is mad dope!!! Girls love her as a friend,the boys start to stare because when she is in the hallway she turns many heads! She is the perfect girlfriend a guys parents would love her! She has no problem making new friends and she speaks her mind she isn't afraid to be silly or loud and that's what people most admire about her. She shines bright like a Diamond 💎
by Cathy reed January 4, 2013
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dystocracy

A dystopian and systemically ill form of government that is dysfunctional and ultimately illegitimate.
Our dystocracy has elected this cipher and we have created him in our own image: a spoiled and angry five-year-old with megalomaniacal greed and sexual appetites and the attention span of a gnat.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2018
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body dysmorphic disorder

A psychiatric condition in which the affected person suffers from a flawed perception that views some part of the body or physical feature to be defective or unsightly although an objective observer would not share said opinion. While some people assume that female breasts are disproportionately the feature in question, in fact persons with body dysmorphic disorder tend to report dissatisfaction with facial features most frequently.

Body dysmorphic disorder is categorized as one of the Somatoform Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association.
Madeline suffered from body dysmorphic disorder: she thought her cute Gallic nose was an unsightly and grotesquely large beak.
by Duckbutt January 24, 2006
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Desmond Elliot

A young but very old and useless human being, widely hated by his own for being useless, hypocritical and disappointing. Also known to be the cause of all the negative happenings in Nigeria. Eg; earthquake, hunger, failure, bad governance.
Eg: Do you expect the house of Representatives to sign the bill while Desmond Elliot is there?

You must be a Desmond Elliot.

The youths of Nigeria don't have jobs, it is Desmond Elliot's fault.
by Carshz May 8, 2021
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