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DaSexual

"I am asexual, what are you?"
"I am DaSexual, DaBaby my beloved"
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DyslexiAM

The act of setting a clock incorrectly by 12 hours (e.g setting the alarm for 7:00PM instead of 7:00AM)
Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways
by PoorDavid November 19, 2011
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dyslexiella

A person who forgets something, typically known as common sense, when conversed about it. Referred to as dyslexic, though the meaning of dyslexia is not included or related to the word. Unless you are NickDominates then everyone is dyslexic. Kate Marsh.
Katya: Hey Trixie. Happy Birthday.
Trixie: uh it's my birthday?
Katya: yes dyslexiella
by STFU-Henny12 June 20, 2017
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Spellchecker Dyslexia

The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that don’t even start with the same letter.
John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.
by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
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Typing Dyslexia

Noun

The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.
Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia

Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down
by IQuarent October 24, 2016
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Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.
Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.
by Tom Stillin November 9, 2012
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active dyslexia

A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.
John (irate): I want to fucking die!
Marsha: I want to die fucking!
John: I like your idea better.
by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005
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