dislexual 

Having a disdain for reading.

Goofus hated reading. He'd rather skip the book and wait for the movie. He was a lazy dislexual.

dislexual by Duh!Vinci October 9, 2008

DCSexual 

Having sexual feelings for Alycia Debnam-carey

Are you DcSexual? Because I am

DCSexual by DC stan December 31, 2020

DaSexual

Someone that is attracted to DaBaby

"I am asexual, what are you?"
"I am DaSexual, DaBaby my beloved"

DaSexual by absoluts March 19, 2021

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Diosexual 

A person who is attracted most (if not exclusively to) Dio Brando/DIO from the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Jack: I finally realized that I'm actually Diosexual.

Diosexual by Rero King of Cherries April 3, 2021

Dislexus 

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

Dislexus by Wizard November 9, 2001

Directional Dislexia 

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

Directional Dislexia by dwalt121 January 4, 2010