dyslexiella

A person who forgets something, typically known as common sense, when conversed about it. Referred to as dyslexic, though the meaning of dyslexia is not included or related to the word. Unless you are NickDominates then everyone is dyslexic. Kate Marsh.

Katya: Hey Trixie. Happy Birthday.
Trixie: uh it's my birthday?
Katya: yes dyslexiella

by STFU-Henny12 June 20, 2017

Spellchecker Dyslexia

The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that don’t even start with the same letter.

John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.

by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

Dyslexic

A learning disability or processing disorder which causes a person to not be able to recognize words that are misspelled as easily as a person who does not have it. Also people with dyslexia commonly have difficulty reading changing words around and adding them in where they aren’t. People with dyslexia are by no means stupid, in fact sometimes they are much smarter or more creative since a different part of their brain is more developed than the part that deals with language. People recently have started using dyslexia as an insult or otherwise just to justify things they've done backwards or words they’ve misspelled, but it is an actual disorder that many people have.

I was diagnosed with dyslexia in second grade when my teachers noticed my odd reading habits and inability to recognize the difference between the letters b and d when I spelled things.

We knew to test my brother for dyslexia in pre-k when he spelled his name completely backwards, nhoj, on a homework assignment.

by Hart May 7, 2005

Typing Dyslexia

Noun

The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.

Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia

Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down

by IQuarent October 24, 2016

Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.

Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.

by Tom Stillin November 9, 2012

active dyslexia

A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.

John (irate): I want to fucking die!
Marsha: I want to die fucking!
John: I like your idea better.

by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005

Music Dyslexia

Being unable to read music, used in the show Metalocalypse on Adult Swim in the episode Dethtroll.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf has Music Dyslexia

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Dude's Toki can't read music

Toki Wartooth: Can you?

Skwisgaar: No, I haves music dyslexkia . You know that. I don't wish to talk about it. *hangs head*

by BSP's 4 life August 23, 2009