sarcasm perceptivity deficiency

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.

An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...

by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010

Moral deficiency

Moral deficiency is a person who lacks honesty, integrity, shame, guilt, and lack of control..

Most of us are relieved to find out we have a sickness instead of a moral deficiency..

by anonymous November 6, 2020

REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME

REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROM, or R D S. A term used for someone who "just doesn't get it." Failing to accept the truth. Someone who lives in a fantasy world and cannot accept reality.

Julie just can't accept the fact that Dave dumped her for Mary. She still thinks he loves her deep down inside. Apparently, she is suffering from an acute case of REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME or R D S.

by TIMJB1 May 16, 2007

humour deficit

comedic bankruptcy,inability to either experience or create anything amusing

HD sufferer - you can say that again
normal person - oh can I - repeats what he has just said
HD sufferer - no response
normal person- i see you are suffering a humour deficit problem
HD sufferer- excuse me i do not understand

by Joel Plews November 14, 2007

Cowbell Deficiency

Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.

Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020