Shitty-ness. The complete and infuriating inability of an object or person to fulfill its use or duty. Opposed to "efficacy", but more powerful than "inefficacy".
The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.
Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?
No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.
1. An awful meal.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy
The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.
Ghetto Delicacy's are delicious treats which are only enjoyable and found in impoverished (Ghetto) areas. They can be honey buns, corn nuts, hot Cheetos, Now and Later, Red Soda, or large pickles sold at local gas stations. Also, Ghetto Delicacy's can be particular neighborhood restaurants like Harold's Chicken in Chicago. Or Hillary's rib's in the north suburbs of Illinois.
I'm hungry I think I need to go to Harold's Chicken to enjoy some ghetto delicacy's.
Man, last night I had some hot cheetos I miss eating those ghetto delicacy's.
The word used by "rich barbarians" to try and hide the fact they are eating the most disgustinganimal parts that are otherwise too gross to even mention.
Delicacy: Monkey-BRAINS, Bulls-BALLS, Snails (Escargot), Frogs-Legs, Caviar (Fish-EGGS), Diseased Duck-Liver (foie gras), Pate (Grade Z meat whipped into a blend of filth), Sweetbreads (Thymus glands of a Lamb, Cows, and Pigs.)
Cow-TONGUE, Cat-Penis, Dogs-Balls, Pig-Ears & Feet, etc.