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self-deficacy
The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.
Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?
No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.
No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.
self-deficacy by UUUUUU December 18, 2010
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Mind Delicacy
Something pleasing to the mind that is considered radical or illuminating
1: Associated mostly with psychedelics, visually stimulating, or mind-jarring affairs
2: Used to describe an activity/thing
1: Associated mostly with psychedelics, visually stimulating, or mind-jarring affairs
2: Used to describe an activity/thing
Anon: Hey Claude you wanna watch Fantasia during our come down?
Claude: Fantasia OG or Fantasia 2000?
Anon: Fantasia 2000
Claude: I must confess Fantasia 2000 is abysmal, I much prefer the 1940's version, it's a Mind Delicacy
Anon: Your all about the popcorn classic Claude & that's why I <3 you!
Claude: Fantasia OG or Fantasia 2000?
Anon: Fantasia 2000
Claude: I must confess Fantasia 2000 is abysmal, I much prefer the 1940's version, it's a Mind Delicacy
Anon: Your all about the popcorn classic Claude & that's why I <3 you!
Mind Delicacy by @ClaudeSundae December 1, 2018
Defecacy
1. An awful meal.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy
The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy
The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.
Q: "...So, did you like the chocolate-marshmallow & cheese meatloaf I made special just for you?"
A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."
A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."
ghetto delicacy
Ghetto Delicacy's are delicious treats which are only enjoyable and found in impoverished (Ghetto) areas. They can be honey buns, corn nuts, hot Cheetos, Now and Later, Red Soda, or large pickles sold at local gas stations. Also, Ghetto Delicacy's can be particular neighborhood restaurants like Harold's Chicken in Chicago. Or Hillary's rib's in the north suburbs of Illinois.
I'm hungry I think I need to go to Harold's Chicken to enjoy some ghetto delicacy's.
Man, last night I had some hot cheetos I miss eating those ghetto delicacy's.
Man, last night I had some hot cheetos I miss eating those ghetto delicacy's.
ghetto delicacy by uptwnxs June 16, 2010
Delicacy
"Did you try that delicacy?"
"Yeah, it smelled like shit and tasted like the liquid that collects at the bottom of a trashbag."
"Yeah, it smelled like shit and tasted like the liquid that collects at the bottom of a trashbag."
Delicacy by A Hitchhiker March 28, 2005
Delicacy
The word used by "rich barbarians" to try and hide the fact they are eating the most disgusting animal parts that are otherwise too gross to even mention.
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