douchenabling

adj. to enable someone who's being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.

Sara: Joe is such a douche.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.

He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.

by alister August 31, 2013

Douchenard

Noun - 1. A word used to describe a fairly attractive, yet somewhat gayish, young male, known for his infidelity.
2. A tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. Someone who keeps the man code.
4. A male cheerleader.

That guy on Tool Academy is a total Douchenard.

by ewgross April 8, 2010

Lord Doucheington

It's a douchebag, but with status and/or money.
A Lady Doucheington may also exist.

Robert Novak prefers to be addressed as Lord Doucheington

by Jackson B. March 15, 2007

Doucheilarium

A doucheilarium or mikvak is a place where Orthodox Jews go for full body ritual bathing. It is widely used by Orthodox Jewish women to clean their box after menstruation or childbirth.

The NYPD had to post a cop outside of the doucheilarium in Brooklyn, to keep the little neighborhood black kids from looking in the windows for a free peep show.

by Strounce January 1, 2010

douchernator

one who has dedicated their life to eviscerating and exterminating known douchebags, often times doing so with hurtful words or slanderous remarks.

Alex is a real douchernator, the way he made fun of those douchebags was legendary to say the least.

by pendergastastic September 9, 2010

Doucheronic

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.

"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."

by stackinturtles January 7, 2010

Doucheling

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.

You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.

by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009