douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.

Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.

by SteveSyf March 11, 2010

Douchebattalion

a large number of douchebags in one area, typically numbering between 300 and 1300.

Oh God, I barely made it out of Urban Outfitters. There had to be an entire douchebattalion in there.

by Cryptoherbotanist April 17, 2010

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douchepatch

The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.

"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"

or

"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"

by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008

doucherific

an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.

Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.

by Kelly-TBCRI February 6, 2010

Doucheresting

Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate" ----- Stemming from a douchebag

Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.

Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on

by Yakimaballer December 27, 2011