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Fuck-wadded douchewhore

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.
Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.
by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014
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douchehole

douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.
That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.
by jlschen April 24, 2009
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Douchemoose

Akin to asshat, fucktard, twit and various other condescending names for someone who behaves badly.

Can also be used as "douchemoosery", such as "He was so full of douchemoosery that we had to go hang somewhere else."
"I thought Susie looked great, but Bob was being a douchemoose and told her she looked awful."

"If you can't say anything nice, don't be a douchemoose. Just don't talk."
by Ladyinsanexox November 6, 2011
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Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.
Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh
by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011
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douchepurse

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.
by sloriag April 18, 2009
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douchewhore

<< Slang >> A derogatory term for a person who exhibits a lack of caring or understanding for another person. Particularly used to illustrate someone who abuses power.
(1) Our Calculus professor was being a tremendous douchewhore when he banned the use of calculators during exams.
(2) American politicians are usually tremendous douchewhores who do not represent the interest of their constituents, and instead, cater to the needs of special interest organizations and lobbyists.
by BSen August 28, 2005
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douchewhore

basically a douche but worse.
somone who fucks up something you were trying to do or say.
"CHRISTIAN MOORE! you're such a douchewhore when we play Sorry"
by TabethaMcc December 16, 2008
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