douchbagitron

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.

I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.

by jayseabee April 24, 2009

writ of douchebaggery

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

douchebagitronly

Describing or comparing to a douchebagitron. A bad idea generator.

Your douchebagitronly brain came up with a great idea for failure.

The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.

by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

Douchebaggery

Behavior associated with douche bags.

There was much douchebaggery afoot at John's party last night.

by quadeddie March 27, 2008

douchebaggery

1. The act of behaving like a douchebag.
2. Sensless behaviour
see:
ballyhoo
tomfoolery

Please refrain from discussing your BMW or IPod any further and end this douchebaggery.

by Senor Pibb August 16, 2004

Douchebaggitry

The act, or process, of being a douchebag. Similar to shenanigans.

My friends and I went out last night and french-toasted this guy's car, and engaged in other such douchebaggitry

by Hodge329 November 1, 2008

Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.

That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.

by t. tease January 25, 2013