One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
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Get the dopest dope ive ever smoked mug.The experience of negative symptoms due to withdrawl from medication, typically opiates (herion, morphine, opium.) Symptoms may include nausea, headache, insomnia and restlessness. The term is not limited to opiate narcotics.
Being dopesick, the only time I've slept in the past few days, is when my body reaches the point of physical exhaustion. Weee!
by nocturnal October 29, 2006
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Commonly done by mothers.
Commonly done by mothers.
by UA August 26, 2004
Get the dopeslap mug.Someone or something that is just super dumb, or a big dummy. Usually used when referring to awkward southern-accent talking gumbo headasses.
Gertrude: Hey man that guy is so dumb, he such a dorpus
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi
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a combination of american and german
a combination of american and german
by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009
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Douse the lights!
We sure are in for a show tonight
-Panic! At the Disco
Douse the lights!
We sure are in for a show tonight
-Panic! At the Disco
by Pinksneakehness August 2, 2006
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