floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.

I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.

by c.harris May 16, 2017

Donkey Privilege

That which allows a Democrat to do, say, or behave in ways that would have a Republican's house burned down, his land salted, and his family sold into slavery.

Remember when Hillary called young black dudes "Super-predators" and people voted for her anyway? That donkey privilege is kicking in big time.

by Coyote1970 November 17, 2018

Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

by Ron420 January 16, 2010

dongkam

an evil romanian poltergeist that was unleashed to the earth by cult leader of 20 years, ambha tukhan.

"dongkam, dongkam, hardour."

by internetdumb May 1, 2023

donk dialing

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.

Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.

by Rachael B. :) June 3, 2009

you fucking donkey

Gordon Ramsay's 2nd favourite thing to say after "It's fucking raw"

"You fucking donkey" - Gordon Ramsay (the first class cunt)

by TheLambSauceGordon'sLookingFor June 3, 2020

donk depo

A very compulsive degenerate action generally done when thinking irrationally with total disregard for the consequences. Most commonly done by gamblers; it is the act of depositing money on an online casino (without sufficient funds in the accounting being drawn on) in hopes of catching a "heater" so that by the time the NSF hits you have more than enough in your poker account to cover the initial deposit.

Guy: What are you going to do man...you have no money to play poker just go get a job

Degenerate: I don't know I was thinking about just donk depoing on poker stars and a sportsbook; i probably won't lose anyway

Guy: IDK man better be careful that seems rather gross sir

Degenerate: Well idfc my life sucks anyway who cares if I have a negative bank account. I NEED THE ACTION BABY!!!!

by stonew2 July 14, 2010