donkey dick

Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.
The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.
by ForbesK April 12, 2006
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Naval Term. - (1) The nozzle of an inline proportioner in a firefighting hose line for AFFF. (2) The inflated tube that holds up the center of the roof of a lifeboat. (3) The protruding sensor boom of the MAD gear aboard the P-2 Neptune and P-3 Orion. Note: this term is also used for literally dozens of other objects in the naval service.
Hand me that donkey dick over there!
by Atomic Johnny March 31, 2005
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In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.
I drag donkey dicks like no other.
by jason May 17, 2005
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wow look at that extremely large donky dick hanging from the donky
by jurrt May 23, 2005
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(noun) A 24 oz. can of beer. In the same line of slang as "deucer" (22. oz) and "tall boy" (16 oz.) terms for beer sizes.
"I'm headed to the corner store to pick up a donkey dick, want me to grab you a deucer?"

"Nah man, I quit drinking after I found out that 9/11 was an inside job and we're all slaves to rich Jewish bankers."
by Ulvblod ov Fenrir September 21, 2008
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yo, you are such a donkey dick.
by lj March 27, 2005
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An Electrovoice RE20 dynamic microphone.
"Let's put a donkey dick on that kick drum."
by strangersdieeveryday February 23, 2009
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