Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.
Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!
by pdochesti May 7, 2007
Your doch is like a wet noodle
by Caleb April 10, 2004
really really long donga (preferably 2 metres)which is skinny (about 14mm)that my friends, is a doche.
by Tucker December 3, 2003
A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time
George Bush is a Doche Waffle
by Jblue2010@live.com February 18, 2009
Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?
Pers 2: Diet
Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?
Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.
Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo
Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.
Pers 2: Diet
Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?
Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.
Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo
Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.
by quebbbbb September 19, 2021
This is a Really Nice Thing to say to somone, this usally shows signs of love and affection towards someone you have a crush on. You will typically show signs of affection towards the person by asking them for nudes. it can also mean that u find the person hot.
by Peter Ian Staker III February 27, 2021
1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?
Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.
Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.
Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.
Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.
by Dictionary Pirate January 7, 2018